Merry Christmas

What a wonderful Christmas season! It included the annual Glam and Gaudy Lynch party, Erin attending Colton's 4th grade class party, annual Walsh-Hamm family Christmas Eve party at DD and Big John's with the white elephant gift exchange, Gullickson Family Christmas Day zoom call and gift exchange, 

For the record, here was the Gullickson Family exchange for 2023 (Note: This was Henry's first year in the exchange!)

(à = buys for)

• Nina à Cadie
• Papa à Erin
• Grant à Nathan
• Erin à Eric
• Cadie à Papa
• JR à Samuel
• Colton à Josiah
• Bethany à Grant
• Nathan à Henry
• Samuel à Jack Ranger
• Josiah à Colton
• Eric à Courtney
• Anna à Nina
• CJ à Bethany
• Henry à Anna

Christmas morning at our house was wonderful and included a few highlights such as a Papa Jack framed piece of Paris art for Cadie, a bidet for Colton, and a new guitar for Ranger. Chat GPT helped Grant write an epic poem to commemorate the bidet:

In this season of Christmas joy and delight,

When snowflakes dance in the pale moonlight,

A tale unfolds of a unique affair,

A tale of love and a bathroom affair.

 

Oh, Merry Christmas dear Bidet, and a celebration so fit,

A porcelain throne upon which Colton will sit,

With elegance and grace you gently spray,

A cleansing touch to brighten our day.

 

Your sleek design, a sight to behold,

A jewel amidst the bathroom’s abode,

You bring each booty freshness and a sense of cheer,

A moment of peace in a world unclear.

 

Celebrating Christmas with porcelain bliss,

May Colton find solace, and may the spray never miss,

A tender caress, a gentle cascade,

As his worries and troubles begin to fade.

 

On this merry date, of Bidet we shall sing,

Of the joy you bring, like an angel’s wing,

A gift so precious, a treasure so rare,

Merry Christmas to all, and clean butts we declare!